sagashi mono wa nan desuka~ mitsuke nikui mono desuka~

Did a marathon of all karekano episodes for no reason whatsoever *flexes all powerful remote control pushing index finger* That hit the spot ^_^

XD XD Oh yeah! figgy came over for the weekend. Ureshikatta da moooooon X>~~ We watched lots of anime, read each other's newly bought manga, and umm... drove the downstairs neighbor *nuts* by playing ddr on the hardwood floor *cackles* And now I feel all energized and creative and stuff *g*

There was only so many ways to have sex.

Little Red Riding Ho noted this with more than a touch of regret. They had tried the missionary. He had his doubts as to the veracity of the missionary though. No missionary, as he had met and bedded them (not necessarily in that order), preached the church of Shinigami; no missionary had a mouth that talented, hands that quick, and a tongue that just wouldn't quit. They had tried doggy style. That particular dog would never see humans in the same light again. They had tried daisy chains, whips and chains, drinking games... They had done it all. No drink had gone undrunken, no smoke had gone unsmoken, no orifice had gone unlubed, no condom had been left virgin, no food had escaped being creatively slathered across whatever surface available, no neighbor had *any* doubts left as to exactly what went on in that homey looking little cottage. It was a smorgasborg of orgasmic touchy feely, the likes of which had never been seen by Little Red Riding Ho since last weekend.

But now they had nothing to eat, nothing to drink...

Plus he was out of batteries. All that could be coaxed from his trusty Hello Kitty vibrator was a disconsolate hum, clink, clank, thud.

Little Red Riding Ho's mother was away for the week on a mission of dire importance - her biological clock had just set off a time bomb and she was eager to find that oh so special father of the year. He hoped the lucky candidate would escape with his heads intact.

Grandmama had come up with a brillaint idea though. Taking into consideration all their assets, the only thing of any real worth was Little Red Riding Ho's ability to sell himself. And of course as anyone who was anyone knew, the only way to *really* sell oneself was in the marriage mart. So with a perfumed bath, deep conditioning, laundered red hooded cloak, and a saucy tilt to his pelvis, Little Red Riding Ho went off to the local costumed ball to do just that. Hopefully he could snag a decent fellow with a good sized fortune, a good sized libido, and a good sized... supply of batteries. One that wouldn't mind the permanent guest status of Grandmama, Blondie, and Whiny Runty Wolf in both castle, company, and bed.

Grandmama saw him off with a cheerful wave, an affectionate groping of the ass, and an exceptionally provoking kiss. Whiny Runty Wolf was off to do wolfy things like pee on trees, howl at the moon, and harass some little piggies. Blondie would have said goodbye, but he was tied up at the moment. That Shinigami missionary knew how to tie knots *real* good.

So off Little Red Riding Ho skipped with a careless air to meet his future prince.

excerpt from pimped-a-fella, a sequel to little red riding ho. mwahahha.... ^________^
procrastinated@ Monday, January 28, 2002 07:49 p.m.

Care Bear Countdown!

See what Care Bear you are.
See what Care Bear you are.

and I always thought I was the grumpy type....

procrastinated@ Monday, January 28, 2002 12:48 a.m.

you think you're a man, but you're only a toy...

have acute bronchitis. will die soon (hopefully). Third or fourth time catching this. instead of antibiotics, I'm hoping they'll just rip out a lung or two. It would make me very happy. Really. taste of blood most unpleasant. not to mention honey drenched tea is coming out my EARS.*ahem*

On the other hand, it's not really a cold so I don't have any of the 'usual' symptoms. Much free time to do nothing so I dabbled and looked into Harry Potter slash fiction.

First off - Harry as a girl. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. This squicks me as much as well.. Duo as a girl. EWWWWWWW...

Secondly - Harry being truly and madly so in love with Draco that he sobs into his pillow at night? Ew. Ew. EEWWWWW.

Third - Draco being so truly and madly in love with Harry that when the two do get together, he looses all those sharp edges and nasty tongue that we so do love and becomes a blonde, Harry worshipping, snuggle bunny... EWWWWWW....

Fourth - All the sons of Weasely are gay. It brings a *happy* smile to my face BUT we will speak no more of this *eg*

Fifth and last - Hamlet/harry potter fusion/parody. Draco as Hamlet. V. amusing thought, highly unlikely to happen, still funny though. Fred and George as Rosencrantz and Guildstein (can't remember their names.. demmit...) I am muchly amused by my thoughts.

On the whole - The good fics are VERY good, the bad fics... are scary -____- and we shall just leave it at that. Let's just say I won't be *writing* any hp fiction anytime soon (and all hp fans rejoiced ~.^). Still, Harry and Draco are sort of fun to play with, so maybe they'll end up as cameos in a crossover idea I'm toying with. It will be the ultimate in humiliation. *fists to hips* PWAHAHAHAHAH *hacks up lung* ew.
procrastinated@ Tuesday, January 22, 2002 12:01 a.m.

Weiss Kreuz liiiives XD
Finally got off of my lazy ass and finished part two of my silly wk fic ^_^ Yay, now that the err.. premise *pokes swiss cheese of premise* is done, I can get to the fun stuff. eeeeeheeeeheeeeheeeeee ^_^
procrastinated@ Sunday, January 13, 2002 03:26 p.m.

cooooonstaaaaant craaaaaaaviiiiiings

T_T I have the biggest urge to hop in a car and haul my butt over to china town. Dim sum, dumplings, shredded pork, TARO ice cream... Ah well, maybe I'll stop in next week. I can pick up some more anime tapes! Even if the bastards don't carry any more gravitation (;_;). Speaking of anime noir and fruits basket is pretty good. I finally got a hold of akachan to boku!! The manga is prettier, but still it's cool to watch it animated~ ^_^ hehe... Takuya is going to grow up gorgeous, and his best friend Fujima... the chemistry, and the angst... *snickers* never mind me...

So much for doing anything productive =p I think I'll go watch Cyber Formula again. *chants* Kaga, Kaga, Kaga, Kaga!!!

-_____-
procrastinated@ Sunday, December 30, 2001 10:28 a.m.

cooooonstaaaaant craaaaaaaviiiiiings

T_T I have the biggest urge to hop in a car and haul my butt over to china town. Dim sum, dumplings, shredded pork, TARO ice cream... Ah well, maybe I'll stop in next week. I can pick up some more anime tapes! Even if the bastards don't carry any more gravitation (;_;). Speaking of anime noir and fruits basket is pretty good. I finally got a hold of akachan to boku!! The manga is prettier, but still it's cool to watch it animated~ ^_^ hehe... Takuya is going to grow up gorgeous, and his best friend Fujima... the chemistry, and the angst... *snickers* never mind me...

So much for doing anything productive =p I think I'll go watch Cyber Formula again. *chants* Kaga, Kaga, Kaga, Kaga!!!

-_____-
procrastinated@ Sunday, December 30, 2001 10:28 a.m.

My kingdom! My kingdom! My kingdom!

ok I had to get that out... My kingdom for bushels of youji and ken centric fics! Introspective, fluff, smut - I don't care *_*... the obsession has festered long enough, now I must cleanse it with the healing powers of fanfics! Squeeeeeeeee >.<

okies... reishin needs a timeout... she's been staring at manga for too long -_____-
procrastinated@ Saturday, December 29, 2001 06:01 a.m.

Cause you can can can! Yes, you can can can!

mmm... moulin rouge... gooooood. ^_^ Guess what I got on dvd *g* Christmas was okay =9 unni (older sister)'s southern/old fashioned potato salad kicked ass *g* sour gherkins and sweet pickles and boiled eggs and mustard and *_* yummm... ok, enough gluttony!

*rolls up sleeves* What I really need to do is start writing again, like five months ago >.< Inspiration to *continue* has been sadly lacking - to start... there have been a million things to *start* but to continue... ah there's the rub ;_; and immy got me a lover~ly golden edged journal with leather bindings to write and I can't do a thing with myself -___- I. suck.

On the other hand, I've come up with an idea for a ficcy I promised my darling twin (*squeals like the spanking FANatic fangirl she truly is*). *coughs* ok. i'm done now. Seriously though ^_^ Schwartz... schwartz is a headache, schufarf is a BIGger headache... as sexxxy as Schuldich sounds (seductive, nasal, sex on a stick Heero *mrwow*)... it's hard to envision in my head cause I'm not particularly fond of Schwartz.

but then again, I'm not too happy about the weiz gang either (except youji and ken... i'll forgive those two *anything* heh.) but I'm getting off topic here. something along the lines of a chibi but not really fic. (Is it possible to plagiarize from oneself? Or is it a more pedestrian thing called RECYCLED shit.) *sighs*

Dear Diary,
Today was an especially exciting day, diary! We've become the owner of two new pets. They are absolutely adorable. One is a little red headed potty mouthed chibi (which Ken kun insists we call SchuSchu), and the other is a white headed psycho (which Ken kun insists we call FooFoo).
Ken kun worries me, Diary.
Of course there were the usual objections from Aya san. (Insert chibi drawing of Aya san with Stern Disapproving Frown of Adult and Obviously Mature Scorn here, Diary) But Youji kun doesn't mind, and Ken kun has already made a little house and litter box for the two in the living room. Youji kun was absolutely right when he said Ken kun has wonderfully talented hands! Ken kun didn't think it was much of a compliment (either that or he was embarassed) though and beaned him with the soccer ball. He can be a bit immature, diary.
Nothing new with school, and things have been quiet with my extra curricular activities.
So I guess I'll talk to you later, Diary. Woah. What was that? I think that was Aya kun. What could have made him scream so loud? I'll tell you all about it later!

Needless to say it involves chibi mayhem, much Aya kun torture mwahahahAHAHAH *_*, Ken kun confusion, and random threesomes. -____- I think it (hopefully!) it sounds better written out in fic form rather than when I try to explain it XD
procrastinated@ Friday, December 28, 2001 11:37 p.m.